I have a bad habit of assuming I’ve annoyed people, and it usually ends up with me dropping communication and hoping they’ll be the ones to continue it.
When you’re in the shower and you hear a noise
lets not forget ten year old me
Omfg I was sitting in a room with a bunch of my aunts, uncles and cousins and my grandma had this weird smile on her face so I asked her what was up and she just looked at me and said “everyone in this house is alive thanks to my vagina”
You know you’ve made a good pun when people react with anger and disdain.
fairly certain that my physics textbook snapchats are my greatest achievement in life
I think I’m going to start photoshopping my 3rd grade yearbook picture into the center of all my gifs to cut back on the number of people stealing them.
- Thrift Shop